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1:25PM

Brave Woman Confronts Wild Cheetahs

This lady and her cameraman are OUT OF THEIR FREAKIN' MINDS!  This is CRAZY!  As Mike Tyson said in The Hangover, "Who does shit like that?"  CLEARLY a good idea to play with a bunch of wild animals who can TEAR YOU APART!  People like this amaze me.  Idiots.

3:00AM

Jumping Fish

This is amazing.  Asian carp.  I kind of felt sorry for the fish at the end, but... oh my god.

3:00AM

Voice Piece For Soprano & Wish Tree

Or as someone said on MAGMA... "Elderly Asian lady having a seizure and people just watched and clapped."  This is what happens, kids, when "artists" take themselves too seriously.  Yoko Ono is not an artist.  As far as I'm concerned, she's just the woman who broke up The Beatles. Yoko, please... you're scaring the children.  Go be spooky somewhere else.  Goo goo g'joob.

12:23AM

The Action Film

Screw Stallone and his Expendables.  THIS is a REAL action film! 

6:00AM

McNugget Rampage

I guess she really wanted her Chicken McNuggets.  Toledo woman stopped by McDonald's at 6:30AM and was told that they were only serving breakfast.  She was less than pleased.

4:13PM

"Scarface" School Play

My jaw was on the floor throughout the whole thing.  I can't believe a grade school actually allowed kids to do this ... or that their parents were fine with it, as well.  Wow.  Double wow. 

Definitely shocking.  It's also "fudging" brilliant. 

12:00PM

Booty Pop

Isn't this, uh... false advertising?  I mean... I could put a giant sausage in my pants, but what's the point?  I don't have a 12" Dirk Diggler appendage and I'm guessing these women would find out, eventually.  Likewise, I wouldn't want to be there when she unveils her real booty at the end of the date.  "GOTCHA!"  This just screams out "I have really REALLY low self-esteem."

6:00AM

True Companion Sex Robot

The award for "Creepiest Presentation" goes to... Douglas Hines and his sexbot, Roxxxy.

Creepiest concept ever.  Creepiest spokesman ever.  She has "3 inputs", he says.

6:00AM

I Love You

Quite possibly the sexiest girl on the planet...

12:06PM

Drunk 4-Year Old Steals Christmas Presents

Little dude gettin' his drink on.  Paging Social Services...