Break Room Rules

I posted this on Facebook months ago, but for those of you who haven't friended me (and, really... why wouldn't you?)... here you go. It's a manifesto, of sorts... something I taped to the wall in the main break room at work. Giant font. Big heading that read, "BREAK ROOM RULES: IMPORTANT!!!!" They were getting a little too note happy. Make sure to do this. Make sure to do that. No doing so and so. It became somewhat of a joke. I swear there were at least a dozen "rules" at one point. So... I did what any self-respecting smartass would do. I went back to my desk and typed up my own. It stayed up for a few days... until Sybil (our schizophrenic VP) decided to take it down (half the notes were from her). It was my little act of rebellion.
Anyway... this was me having a little fun with it.
Buddha
Reader Comments (1)
Oh sure, now that I'm on a mac I can comment - PFBT!! *sinks her sorrows in ranch dressing*
You should put this up once a month. No set schedule, just random days and times, but change 2 or 3 things. Make one be a scavenger hunt clue, like, "4. Down the hall, first door to the right. 2 pm. Alone. Bring $." Then leave a sign there that says, "I SAID COME ALONE! - Sybil"