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Break Room Rules

I posted this on Facebook months ago, but for those of you who haven't friended me (and, really... why wouldn't you?)... here you go.  It's a manifesto, of sorts... something I taped to the wall in the main break room at work.  Giant font.  Big heading that read, "BREAK ROOM RULES: IMPORTANT!!!!"   They were getting a little too note happy.  Make sure to do this.  Make sure to do that.  No doing so and so.  It became somewhat of a joke.  I swear there were at least a dozen "rules" at one point.  So... I did what any self-respecting smartass would do.  I went back to my desk and typed up my own.  It stayed up for a few days... until Sybil (our schizophrenic VP) decided to take it down (half the notes were from her).  It was my little act of rebellion.

Anyway... this was me having a little fun with it.

Reader Comments (1)

Oh sure, now that I'm on a mac I can comment - PFBT!! *sinks her sorrows in ranch dressing*

You should put this up once a month. No set schedule, just random days and times, but change 2 or 3 things. Make one be a scavenger hunt clue, like, "4. Down the hall, first door to the right. 2 pm. Alone. Bring $." Then leave a sign there that says, "I SAID COME ALONE! - Sybil"

September 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterCarrie Oakie

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