The Duality of Man
Ok, so... I was searching for porn minding my own business when I stumbled across this clip. My first reaction? What a SPECTACULAR ass! Oh how it shakes. Oh how it jiggles. My second reaction? Creepy. This is the kind of guy who follows women up escalators and shoots upskirt videos. Now here's where it gets complicated. The GENTLEMAN in me wants to smack him around a bit. The MAN in me wants to thank this perv and say, "God bless you, brother." Ladies... this is what it's like to be a guy. We know it's wrong. Of course we do. I don't even know how he's able to hide the camera for over two minutes, but who cares. I've got one voice in my head that's screaming, "POLICE!" and another that's saying, "Ay mami! Someone needs to bend you over that mailbox and fuck you SENSELESS! You bad, bad girl!" What a dilemma.
Buddha
Reader Comments (5)
This film is an example of Claude Levi-Strauss' assertion that it is impossible to actually record a Liminal experience, as such experiences of the sacred occur during Time-out-of-Time.
I completely understand the impetus behind following this glorious bottom for a couple of blocks. I would smile; I would recount the experience to friends. However, committing the stroll to video somehow cheapens the experience; indeed, the very public transcendence seems to make my reaction more obscene than if this video were more conventionally porno, i.e. amateur tapes, scripted public nudity.
My response:
1) Hubba, Hubba!
2) Who thinks it's okay to do this and then publish the result.
3) Self-pleasure.
4) Tepid shower.
Awesome comment, Vox. Welcome. I agree on all accounts.
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No... no problem with black handbags. lol
Is that what the kids are calling this nowadays?