Travel Advisory
I just read how two American hikers got sentenced to eight years in prison for crossing the border into Iran. Yes, that's right. It's time for a rant. Look... I don't have sympathy for fucking idiots people who think it's a good idea to go ANYWHERE near the border of countries like Iran or North Korea. I mean... really? Were all the flights booked to Hawaii? You want an adventure? Go to Bali. I don't have sympathy for workers who take a job deep inside Iraq, then get kidnapped and beheaded. You, uh... you did know you were in a WAR ZONE, right? I'm sure it pays well, but come on. Iraq? I don't have sympathy for teenagers like Michael Fay who think it's a great idea to spray paint in Singapore. He's lucky that all they did was just cane his ass. There are certain things you don't do. You don't cross the road without looking both ways. You don't take candy from strangers. You don't violate the laws of other countries. I don't know (or care) if they were spies or just really that stupid. I'm not a smart guy (ok, I am... like REALLY smart), but even I would check current travel warnings before traveling abroad.
Anyway... whatever. I need to get ready for my own trip. I'm sailing off the coast of Somalia. After that, I'll be in Abu Dhabi for a few weeks... where I'm trying to arrange a public gangbang on the beach with one of the local gals. I'm going to keep it loose, though. I don't want to plan too much. Maybe I'll check out the Democratic Republic of Congo or travel to one of the outer islands in the Philippines. I am DEFINITELY hitting the Gaza Strip, for sure. I can't wait!
Buddha
Reader Comments (4)
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Whoa there skippy - Michael Fay! Wow, flashback I remember that case.I like when you go on your rants. They have a point AND entertain - only smart (really smart) people can pull that off.
Have fun in Abu Dahbi - I hear the exchange rate is excellent & the weather is nice this time of year. ;-)
Bombchell... Are you still in Nigeria? If so... for how long?
Carrie... No desire to travel to that part of the world. I like my cock out 24/7.
Should make business meetings interesting.
Buddha: Sharon, could you read that last part back?
Sharon: That's how you take a cock. You just take it.
Buddha: Excellent. Amy, go ahead & put your skirt back on. Meeting adjourned.