Thai Foot Massage
Yeah... those are my feet in the photo. No, I didn't have major surgery. I had a pedicure. Now before you start laughing and, uh... HEY!!! You're laughing!!! Sweet Jesus. Look... I was tricked. Let me explain. My stylist, Janette, has been pushing me to get a massage. I go to a men's salon where they serve free liquor and wait on you hand and foot... literally. Part of the membership is that you get one free "service" every few months. It can be a facial, manicure, pedicure or... whatever. Janette specializes in the "Thai Foot Massage." I thought, ok... let's do this. Since I found out a facial is nothing more than a massage, I thought it could be cool.
She started by putting my feet in warm water. Felt nice. The she massaged some lotion into my skin. Really nice. Then she reached for what looked like heavy duty nail clippers and that's when it struck me... SHE'S GOING TO CLIP MY NAILS! Oh my god. This is a fucking PEDICURE! Ok... ok. Deep breaths. She cut my nails and, well... not bad. Definitely better than I do it. Ok... this works. I mean... I'm metrosexual. I can handle it. Then she used this wooden thing to apply pressure to the ends of my toes and all over my feet. Hmm. Interesting. Oh... there's the lotion, again. She massaged my legs, my toes. Fuck. I could get used to this treatment. Finally... she put hot towels between my toes and wrapped my feet like a damn mummy.
Ladies... is this what it's like? If so, you really should drag your man down to get one.
Buddha
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These are some masculine legs, oh my! *cheeks all flushed* And now I know what someone's getting for their birthday! awww yeah
But to answer your question, yes, that is what it's like. I try to go at least every other month. I freak out when they cut my toe nails, but they do better than me and that avoids in growns, which no one likes. I like to splurge when I can and get this AMAZING treatment: Spa Pedicure where they soak your feet, scrub the heels and soles, cut, file, shape the nails, then your feet go back in the tub. Then, they take a cold orange and rub half on each leg, over your calves and feet. It's tingly and refreshing. Then they apply a sugar scrub and basically wash your legs before massaging them in lotion and wrapping them in a hot towel. HEAVEN. (I have been known to fall asleep in the massaging chair and almost drool, it is that good.) Sometimes I finish it off with a paraffin wax to seal in the moisture.
My wife and I have been going for pedicures together for years. The only difference is when we go my legs are shaved and i get my nails painted pretty colours, but I'm a sissy and that sort of thing is expected. We have a friend (very 'Dom' kinda real-man) who doesn't even have toe-nails (he lost them to diabetes) and he gets pedicures. My point is it feels really good no matter who you are.
Cheers,
sss
ps: I loved the 'I'm a lesbian' video you posted a while ago!
Looks like you have a bit of stubble on those legs, Dr. Zaius.
@Carrie What the hell is "paraffin wax"? Yikes. Yes... most masculine legs ever.
@SSS Thanks. I agree... super hot video. Both women were amazing in it.
@sdw More like Cornelius
Its basically hot wax. They dip your foot in either a container or a bag with wax in it. Then they tie the bag and let the wax sit for a few minutes before peeling it off, leaving behind soft moisturized skin.