The BDSM Love Song

I saw that The Wedding Singer was on TV tonight and I remembered having written a parody song years ago as a joke.  Anyway... searched through my files and found it.  Listen to the music first so that you remember how the song goes (it only works if you can hear Sandler's voice in your head), then imagine it with my, uh... substitute lyrics.  Yes... I'm going to hell.

I want to collar you and make you my slut
Fuck your pretty mouth and fuck your butt
All I want to do is Master you

I want to ballgag you and tie you up
Make you drink cum from a little tea cup
Oh it could be so nice to Master you

I’ll train you
Chain you
Paddle your ass out in the streets 

I’ll tease you
Please you
Push you face down in the sweat-stained sheets

So let me dominate you, submit to me
Kneel, close your eyes, and you will see
I could be the man... to Master you
I want to Master you

Comments

[Carrie Oakie]

Is it wrong that my first instinct was to turn on the TV and see what channel it was on? I freaking love that movie - I loved the 80's! (Remember those specials on VH1? They were rad!) The clothes, the hair, the music - especially the music. *sighs* I miss the 80's.

[sdw]

I am amazed and deeply touched by the sincerity and tenderness of your touching and thoughtful lyrics.

[Buddha]

Thank you. I wonder if Hallmark would be interested in it. I should email them.