Car Alarms
I woke up last night in the wee hours of the morning to a car alarm going off outside my window. I woke up this morning to a car alarm going off outside my window. I came home from work today to a car alarm going off outside my window. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! I live in a damn Stepford community. This isn't the inner city, nor does anyone drive a Bugatti. WHY does every shitty car that comes off the assembly line need to have a fucking alarm? It never goes off because some punk kid wants to risk prison to steal a Prius. No. It just fucking goes off... for NO FUCKING REASON! FUCK! FUCK!! FUCKITY FUCK!!!! NO ONE WANTS THESE CARS!
I'm going to buy a gun. The next car that goes off is getting shot to fucking death.
That is all. I leave you now. Oh, and... watch your mouth, sailor. Really. No call for that.
Buddha
Reader Comments (1)
You should try living in my house. Were on an intersection in an older house. Weekends get motorcycles, some street racing, then there's an occasional trailer truck that hits the dip on the other side if the street and the whole house shakes.
*sighs* I miss my apartment.