The iPhone Antenna Song

Thank you.  EXACTLY what I've been thinking... and I'm not even going to buy an iPhone 4 (my 3GS is good enough for now).  I've seen the phone.  It's gorgeous - a work of art.  I tried squeezing the shit out of it in that "death grip" area and, sure enough, the bars went down. Now... maybe it's because I'm right-handed.  Maybe it's because I like Apple products.  Maybe it's because, oh... I don't hold the phone in a deliberate attempt to TRY and drop bars!  I've held it as I normally would and those bars... didn't drop.  That's without a case and... the larger issue is who, on earth, would buy a phone made of glass and NOT want a case on it?  

Yes... cases suck, but it's a catch-22.  You either PROTECT your investment (and, bonus... no dropped calls and IMPROVED reception) or you leave it naked and MAYBE it lasts a month.  I'm sorry, but it was PISSING ME OFF to read about all these cries of "RECALL!"  Really?  Is the phone blowing up on people?  Setting itself on fire?  Oh, wait... if it's not in a case and you squeeze the hell out of it at the very bottom of the phone... you lose bars.  FUCK APPLE!

Idiots.  As this funny clip states... if you don't like it, don't buy it - or return it.  Apple said they'll even give you a FREE case of your choosing, too.  Otherwise... hush.  This isn't Toyota and they're not forcing you to buy their products.  Go play with your little droidy phone and drain the battery with all those custom widgets, Flash videos and third-rate apps.

Ok, well... for the record... I actually love Google, too (and widgets).