Real Men Prefer Real Ass

Dear Donkey Lover in Columbia,

I'm sure that donkey love is quite enticing, but hold out for the real thing.  Oh... I know you like sneaking up on that sexy jenny and patting her sweet little behind, but IT'S A FUCKING DONKEY!  Seriously... take a look at the females around you. HEY!! HUMAN females!  You're in Columbia.  Good lord.  The women down there are insanely hot.  What is WRONG with you?

Let's try an experiment.   I want you to stare at the photo above.  Keep staring.  STOP THINKING ABOUT THE DONKEY!  Imagine her bent over, panties pulled to the side.  Her pussy spread for you.  She wants you to grab her hips, take her.  Ok, actually... no she doesn't. Why?  BECAUSE YOU FUCKED A DONKEY!   You SICK, degenerate disease carrier.  Ay dios mio.

Sincerely,
Buddha