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2:17PM

Dream Police

I was arrested earlier today. I woke up in my car, hungover. I was in a parking lot. I was naked. The parking lot appeared empty. I got out and searched the backseat for my clothes. I turned and realized that I was being watched by several diners at a restaurant. I started to put my clothes on and that's when I saw the squad car. I sat down. They ran my license and made me take a breathalyzer test; I failed. They booked me for DUI and public indecency. Lovely.

Wait... no; oh thank god! You ever have a dream that seemed so real and when you realized it wasn't, you felt a tremendous sigh of relief? I woke up this morning and thought I was going to jail, for sure. Nope; it was just a dream. Or was it?

Reader Comments (5)

that's a crazy dream! yes, i have those on occasion.. it's hard to shake off when you wake up.

May 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPandalicious

That's a bloody nightmare.

May 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLibrary Vixen

I remember having dreams .. where in my dream i think, this would be really awesome if this is a dream.

And then somehow I figure its not. And then I wake up and realize that it was.

The amount of times, I wake up confused as shite is numerous. haha

Hot Alpha Female

May 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHot Alpha Female

Sometimes when I have dreams like that, I feel such a sense of relief when I realize it wasn't true, that it's actually pretty cool. Like a rush.

May 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRiff Dog

Um, sounds like you were dreaming you were the most interesting man in the world. :) xoxo

July 4, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThe Beautiful Kind

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